Agony Aunt Studios

Hello, sweeties, so this is a thing. Emmett and Lady A. seem to be more distressing than usual. Why don’t they ever bring gorgeous single men and bottles of expensive hooch onboard? Nooooo, it has to be dirty, smelly orphans. No one wants that. Obviously, their parents didn’t. I’d apologize …

The airship Calpurnia is cursed, filled with terrible lurching creatures with listless eyes… Oh wait, that’s just the hosts. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially …

Hello sweeties! This week, it seems that Emmett and Lady A. have caught the acting bug… Oh, goodie. Would you like me to preheat the oven or you wanna just dive right in? – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that …

Now, it’s time to sit down and turn your attention to Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. They’re going to tell you a wonderful story. Don’t you just love Lady Attercop & Emmett Davenport? They tell such marvelous stories. Do you know the story of Cinderella? … The real story of …

Hello, sweeties, this week’s episode finds the ladies in a celebratory mood as their kickstarter campaign for puppets and a real season of Lushington’s Lounge was a success… So, you get to reap the benefits, I guess. Aren’t you lucky? – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a …

It is that time of year again, sweeties, when the parole board is about to hear Lady Attercop’s case and determine if she can get off this bloody airship. Cross your fingers and toes. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring …

Hello, sweeties, it’s Emmett’s birthday and she’s more of a pain in the bustle than usual. Don’t worry, I’ve already started drinking. Her whines are like dust in the wind. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, …

Hello, sweeties! Yes, that’s right, they’re back. You couldn’t keep Emmett and Lady Attercop away, if you tried. And, believe me, honey, I’ve tried. So, I thought I should warn you. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ …