Hello sweeties! I think Dorothy Parker said it best in her poem, ‘Interview’. The ladies men admire, I’ve heard,Would shudder at a wicked word.Their candle gives a single light;They’d rather stay at home at night.They do not keep awake till three,Nor read erotic poetry.They never sanction the impure,Nor recognize an …
It’s all fine and good for women of a certain age to have a laugh, now and again, sweeties. This is just getting ridiculous. Happy Holidays! – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett …
Hello sweeties! This week we revisit the wonderful world of Billy Bunsen… I’m not really sure why, I’m sure someone told me but I stopped paying attention an hour or so ago. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling …
Hello sweeties! We seem to have a bit of a problem here on the Calpurnia. Lady Attercop is under the weather and Emmett is left to her own devices… Wackiness ensues. At least, in theory. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. …
Hello, sweeties! Emmett and Lady Attercop are plotting to take back the ship from the evil orphan onslaught. At the risk of sounding like your mother, just stay perfectly still and let them get it over with. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony …
sung to the tune of ‘Frosty the Snowman’ Come a little closer, darling dears, I’ve got a story to tell…It’s about an automaton you’ve heard of, and you know quite well.She was born on a cold winter’s morning,and went on to gain great fame.But may I begin my story,and refer …
This is a good recipe for the winter holidays or simply when you’re suffering from the doldrums. Ingredients: 1 cup butter, softened 2 cups brown sugar, packed 3 eggs 2/3 cup honey 1/4 cup orange liqueur 1 cup sour cream 1/2 cup orange juice 1 2/3 cups all-purpose flour 1 …
Hello sweeties! Well, the holidays are approaching and you know what that means… Emmett, the original Miss Mopey Bloomers is down in the dumps. Of course, that could be because killer evil orphans have stolen her airship and her life. Big deal, honey, I once had to walk a mile. …
Normally, I would describe this week’s episode for you, sweeties. But, I have a new employer. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by …
As usual the ladies plans go horribly awry in this week’s episode. Really, sweeties, is anyone surprised? – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us …
