Hello, sweeties! Emmett and Lady Attercop are plotting to take back the ship from the evil orphan onslaught. At the risk of sounding like your mother, just stay perfectly still and let them get it over with. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony …
Hello sweeties! Well, the holidays are approaching and you know what that means… Emmett, the original Miss Mopey Bloomers is down in the dumps. Of course, that could be because killer evil orphans have stolen her airship and her life. Big deal, honey, I once had to walk a mile. …
Normally, I would describe this week’s episode for you, sweeties. But, I have a new employer. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by …
As usual the ladies plans go horribly awry in this week’s episode. Really, sweeties, is anyone surprised? – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us …
Hello, sweeties, so this is a thing. Emmett and Lady A. seem to be more distressing than usual. Why don’t they ever bring gorgeous single men and bottles of expensive hooch onboard? Nooooo, it has to be dirty, smelly orphans. No one wants that. Obviously, their parents didn’t. I’d apologize …
Yes, this is The Clockwork Cabaret. No, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport aren’t here. That’s right. They went off to be monster hunters and I couldn’t go with them because I had to announce this crummy episode… Happy Halloween, sweeties! – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a …
The airship Calpurnia is cursed, filled with terrible lurching creatures with listless eyes… Oh wait, that’s just the hosts. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially …
Hello sweeties! This week, it seems that Emmett and Lady A. have caught the acting bug… Oh, goodie. Would you like me to preheat the oven or you wanna just dive right in? – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that …
Now, it’s time to sit down and turn your attention to Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. They’re going to tell you a wonderful story. Don’t you just love Lady Attercop & Emmett Davenport? They tell such marvelous stories. Do you know the story of Cinderella? … The real story of …
Hello, sweeties, this week’s episode finds the ladies in a celebratory mood as their kickstarter campaign for puppets and a real season of Lushington’s Lounge was a success… So, you get to reap the benefits, I guess. Aren’t you lucky? – Poppy, the clockwork assistant The Clockwork Cabaret is a …
