Bonjour! Or perhaps bonsoir, gentle listeners, apply as the current time would dictate. The Davenports would like to present you with episode 5. What happened to episodes 3 & 4, you ask? Epic failure of the recording devices led to an unrecorded third show. Poor Klaude half blew up not …
Here we are celebrating St. Valentine’s Day. Emmett is being a ‘Little Mopey Bloomers’ as their fiancé, Rupert Wormwood, is locked away in an asylum and Klaude attempts to cheer them up, along with Phineas P. Moneyload. They regale Emmett with Steampunk Pickup Lines, Lessons in Communicating with a Fan, …
Here marks the third installment of the program, filled with a visit from Phineas P. Moneyload, Rogue Financier, a Modest collection of Klaude’s Botched Inventions and Poetry compiled by Emmett. The Davenports are still getting the hang of the equipment, and as a result, Emmett inadvertently removed an important wire, …
Hovering peacefully over the sea on a return trip from China (Klaude had a sudden and overwhelming desire for some Ma Por Tofu), the sisters Davenport decide to open the portholes on the airship Calpurnia to let in the salty breezes and let down some nets for a little light …
Ladies & Gentlemen, allow your clockwork assistants to wind down, remove the grimy goggles from your face and that soot and oil covered leather glove from your hand. Oh! You’ve a mechanical appendage underneath! Well, isn’t that clever! Gentlefolks, present that hand to be heartily shaken by the Davenport siblings. …
This is a test of the Sky Pirate Broadcasting System! This is only a test! Had this been an actual installment of The Clockwork Cabaret, you would have heard far more nattering about. Delight as Klaude & Emmett Davenport commandeer the Reverend Jynxx Midnite’s ‘Phantom Frequency’ for an hour’s time …
