The Davenports spend a lazy evening floating placidly above what they believe to be Kansas discussing apple pies & telling stories of the strange and startling lives of inventors and big thinkers. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring the darling Davenport siblings, Emmett & Klaude …
“Spring has sprung, but where is Klaude?”, wonders poor Emmett Davenport as they are forced to do the show all on their own. Klaude has been missing from the Calpurnia for days, and Emmett worries they may have run off to do something rash. Emmett soldiers through, however, and has …
Bonjour! Or perhaps bonsoir, gentle listeners, apply as the current time would dictate. The Davenports would like to present you with episode 5. What happened to episodes 3 & 4, you ask? Epic failure of the recording devices led to an unrecorded third show. Poor Klaude half blew up not …
Here we are celebrating St. Valentine’s Day. Emmett is being a ‘Little Mopey Bloomers’ as their fiancé, Rupert Wormwood, is locked away in an asylum and Klaude attempts to cheer them up, along with Phineas P. Moneyload. They regale Emmett with Steampunk Pickup Lines, Lessons in Communicating with a Fan, …
Here marks the third installment of the program, filled with a visit from Phineas P. Moneyload, Rogue Financier, a Modest collection of Klaude’s Botched Inventions and Poetry compiled by Emmett. The Davenports are still getting the hang of the equipment, and as a result, Emmett inadvertently removed an important wire, …
Hovering peacefully over the sea on a return trip from China (Klaude had a sudden and overwhelming desire for some Ma Por Tofu), the sisters Davenport decide to open the portholes on the airship Calpurnia to let in the salty breezes and let down some nets for a little light …
Three Gentlemen searching for fourth roommate, whom to cohabitate in modest 5-story Victorian mansion on hill (possibly haunted), ominously overlooking town. Rent is either 4 shillings a week or can be worked out in organ trade. We have all modern conveniences – wireless telegraph, refridgeration, scream mufflers, and complimenting Jacob’s …
Ladies & Gentlemen, allow your clockwork assistants to wind down, remove the grimy goggles from your face and that soot and oil covered leather glove from your hand. Oh! You’ve a mechanical appendage underneath! Well, isn’t that clever! Gentlefolks, present that hand to be heartily shaken by the Davenport siblings. …
This is a test of the Sky Pirate Broadcasting System! This is only a test! Had this been an actual installment of The Clockwork Cabaret, you would have heard far more nattering about. Delight as Klaude & Emmett Davenport commandeer the Reverend Jynxx Midnite’s ‘Phantom Frequency’ for an hour’s time …
