Help me, sweeties, I'm being oppressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system... By system, I mean this show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant
- Quindon Tarver - Everybody's Free
- Revolver - Have You Seen My New Friends?
- Regina Spektor - The Ghost Of Corporate Future
- Aurelio Voltaire - Oh Lord (Wake the Dead)
- Fable Cry - Dead or Alive (For Now)
- The Cog is Dead - Run Girl Run
- Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I Put a Spell On You
- Imelda May - It's Good To Be Alive
- Leon Russell & Marc Benno - Tryin' to Stay 'live
- Megan Jean And The KFB - Dead Woman Walkin'
- Gin Wigmore - Sweet Hell
- ZZ Ward - Put the Gun Down
- The Young Rascals - You Better Run
- Question Mark and the Mysterians - 96 Tears
- O. Children - Don't Dig
- Caravan Of Thieves - Raise the Dead
Logo: David Gobel, bulletride.de. Produced by Agony Aunt Studios. Hosted by Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop. Theme song by Kyle O'Door. Incidental music: The Outlandish Knight by Bellowhead. Additional voice(s) provided by: Poppy Meriwether and Mister Brooks.
This episode of the Clockwork Cabaret was sponsored by Sir Thomas Buxhull Whitworth's Mentholated Monocle Balm