Cheer to all our listeners far and near. We, here, at the Clockwork Cabaret hope you have a happy holiday (no matter what you celebrate)!
- Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol
- Angela Lansbury, Frankie Michaels, Jane Connell & Sab Shimono - We Need a Little Christmas
- Louis Armstrong & The Commanders - Cool Yule
- She & Him - Little Saint Nick
- Mad Tea Party - Effin Christmastime
- Mojo Nixon - Sleigh Ride
- Squirrel Nut Zippers - Carolina Christmas
- The Hellblinki Sextet - Nuttin' for Christmas
- Asylum Street Spankers - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
- The Puppini Sisters - Last Christmas
- Richard Cheese - Do They Know It's Christmas
- Stephen Colbert & Jon Stewart - Can I Interest You In Hannukah?
- Gayla Peevey - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
- Frenchy & The Punk - Halloween For Christmas
- A Halo Called Fred - The Murple's Magic Hat (Best Christmas Gift Ever)
- Hayseed Dixie - Misty Wonderland Hop
- Eels - Christmas Is Going to the Dogs
- Sufjan Stevens - That Was the Worst Christmas Ever!
- Porn Orchard - Christmas Sucks (Tom Waits & Peter Murphy Parody)
Logo: David Gobel, bulletride.de. Produced by Agony Aunt Studios. Hosted by Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop. Theme song by Kyle O'Door. Incidental music: Silent Night by Asylum Street Spankers. Additional voice(s) provided by: Poppy Meriwether and Percy Meriwether.
This episode of the Clockwork Cabaret was sponsored by Lady Haversham's Mood Correcting Phrenology Hammer