Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I’m not going to lie to you, dear listeners, the world is a bit of a disaster at the moment. But, stiff upper lip. It’s always darkest before the dawn. Keep calm and carry on, and all those other silly clichés that are supposed to help. And now, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.