Hello there, darlings, it is I, Poppy Meriwether. Welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. I’ve been having a wonderful summer, sweeties. Sunning my chassis in the Caribbean. Seducing the chancellor of Luxembourg. Drinking the entire supply of gin in Cleveland. But, like all beautiful dreams, it had to come to an end. So, with a heavy heart, I say, on with the show. – Poppy, the clockwork assistant
The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O’Door.