Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop keeps spirits high with a dangerously reviving Cursed Cocktail (the Corpse Reviver No. 2), bodies only mostly dead, and music from Emilie Autumn, The Mechanisms, and The Decemberists. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us …
This week, Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop summon the spirit of Halloween aboard the Calpurnia with haunted banter, cursed weiner dog statues, and a chilling Cursed Cocktail: the Widow’s Kiss. Featuring eerie tunes from PJ Harvey, Rasputina, Twin Temple, and more—this séance is equal parts spooky and sublime. WARNING! This …
This week, Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop tinker with the boundaries of science, spirits, and sheer absurdity. In Weird History, they revisit Dr. Ernst Gräfenberg’s explosive plumbing mishap—a cautionary tale of invention meeting indignity. Then it’s time for Cursed Cocktails, featuring the disturbingly decadent Monkey Gland—a drink born from mad …
This week Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop lead you through a delirious dance of death, gin, and gothic delight! From the cursed streets of 1518 Strasbourg to the devil’s own speakeasy, it’s a night of macabre melodies and infernal cocktails. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have …
This week, Emmett Davenport & Lady Attercop crank the gears of the macabre and the ridiculous for another two hours of haunted hilarity. All this is stitched together with a setlist of haunted polkas, devilish ditties, cabaret chaos, and punk-inflected mayhem. As ever, The Clockwork Cabaret rattles its chains, spikes …
This week on The Clockwork Cabaret, Lady Attercop is out sick, which means you’re stuck with just Emmett Davenport… and a balloon taped to a chair. Two hours of strange and wonderful music, fake sponsors, and the occasional cry for help into the void. Join Emmett for a solo edition …
This week, Emmett celebrates their birthday in the most dignified way possible: alone, with a balloon taped to a chair, a candle stuck in Boot Whiskey, and you—dear listeners—as the unwilling party guests. Expect melancholy waltzes, gleeful absurdity, fake sponsors peddling frosted bloomers and mandatory hats, and the occasional kazoo …
Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop spiral through dog-run Victorian worlds, animated allegory failures, aging bodies, cats with agendas, and the existential cost of thinking too hard—soundtracked by longing, menace, and gallows humor. It’s chaotic, affectionate, deeply nerdy, and unmistakably the Cabaret doing what it does best. WARNING! This show is …
Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop ease back in via medical misadventures, middle-aged revelations, and an unexpectedly passionate defense of pudding. Along the way, the hosts deliver a frank (and hilarious) colonoscopy PSA, resurrect their most beloved fake sponsors, and spiral joyfully into pop-culture tangents involving Bigfoot crimes, Gremlins trauma, and …
In their final live broadcast before the summer break, Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop battle heat, birthdays, and bad decisions—most notably a deep dive into the cinematic crimes of WolfCop and its even stranger sequel. Along the way, long-debunked mysteries are cheerfully ruined, a missing gravel pile is promoted to …
