The Rules of Steampunk Fight Club

The Rules of Steampunk Fight Club

as made up by Emmett & Mingan Davenport

  • 1st rule: You do not talk about STEAMPUNK FIGHT CLUB.
  • 2nd rule: You DO NOT  talk about STEAMPUNK FIGHT CLUB.
  • 3rd rule: If someone says 'tea time', goes limp or doffs cap, the fight is over.
  • 4th rule: Only two steampunks allowed to fight at a time... We're not barbarians.
  • 5th rule: Don't get blood on the boots, ladies & gents, they were expensive.
  • 6th rule: Please don't break my goggles, they're one of a kind (Because I made 'em myself).
  • 7th rule: No vest, no bracers than no fight (Ladies, this means you, too). Because, we're classy.
  • 8th rule: If this is your first night at STEAMPUNK FIGHT CLUB, you bring the snacks.